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  • Beeg
    So many planes. So little time!

    • Dec 2016
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    Wife Receipt

    MRC should offer this service. Found this on another RC forum..

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  • TiredIronGRB
    Post-Apocalyptic Tactical Consultant

    • Jan 2016
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    #2
    I've never understood why some males are so afraid of their wives:Confused:
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    • Beeg
      So many planes. So little time!

      • Dec 2016
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      #3
      Have another cup of coffee TI. It's a joke. ;)

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      • TiredIronGRB
        Post-Apocalyptic Tactical Consultant

        • Jan 2016
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        #4
        Oh I realize it's a joke but it's based on reality...I cringe when I hear some guy say "If my wife will let me":Silly:
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        • Prowler901
          HobbySquawk Pilot

          • Jan 2016
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          • Gunnison, CO
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          #5
          LOL!!! That's too funny. LOL

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          • fhhuber
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            • Aug 2015
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            #6
            My ex wanted to buy EVERY Bradford Exchange plate set when the offers came in the mail....
            $30 to $80 a plate, average 6 plates a set., average 26 plates a year.

            If she complained about my RC hobby, I pointed at the plates. (closets full of them in never opened boxes)
            FF gliders and rubber power since 1966, CL 1970-1990, RC since 1975.

            current planes from 1/2 oz to 22 lbs

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            • xviper
              Hobby Squawk Regular

              • Jan 2014
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              #7
              Wife receipt? I dunno. When I bought my wife, I didn't get no receipt. You know how hard it is to get a refund without a receipt?

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              • Bearcat
                Hobby Squawk bomber Pilot

                • Oct 2017
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                #8
                Dude this story is totally true - last large plane I bought was the Dynam B-26 and I miscalculated the day it was being shipped to the house by one day (Thanks Motion RC for the super FAST shipping) and some of us know the box size of that plane was like two states large.. she was in the Jeep with me coming home when she said "What the hell is that" coming down the street. I was like AWESOME - I am so screwed..
                Then the questioning began "What do I need to write down?" "How much was that" " I want to know how much all your planes are worth so when I kill you I can sell them all off" then I hear other threats of divorce or taking all planes to garbage can and smashing them down... She gets beyond crazy ex-Girlfriend... no she hits Lunatical wife stage. :Scared:
                Just let me fly so I may be free

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                • TiredIronGRB
                  Post-Apocalyptic Tactical Consultant

                  • Jan 2016
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xviper
                  Wife receipt? I dunno. When I bought my wife, I didn't get no receipt. You know how hard it is to get a refund without a receipt?
                  You only get a receipt when you pay something off;)
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                  • Beeg
                    So many planes. So little time!

                    • Dec 2016
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                    #10
                    When in doubt just refer back to this one!

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                    • OV10
                      >>>Twins are 2X the Fun<<< (Squawk Moderator)

                      • Sep 2014
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                      #11
                      RECEIPTS.............. I DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN RECEIPTS

                      Many thanx to Blazing Saddles for a life time of badges. :)
                      Warbird Charlie
                      HSD Skyraider FlightLine OV-10 FMS 1400: P-40B, P-51, F4U, F6F, T-28, P-40E, Pitts, 1700 F4U & F7F, FOX glider Freewing A-6, T-33, P-51 Dynam ME-262, Waco TF Giant P-47; ESM F7F-3 LX PBJ-1 EFL CZ T-28, C-150, 1500 P-51 & FW-190

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                      • RRHandy
                        Instructor Pilot

                        • Mar 2016
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                        #12
                        I said before and will again, I have a great wife, no need to hide boxes. :):P
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                        • Twowingtj
                          If It Flys, I'll Try It

                          • Dec 2016
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                          #13
                          My wife buys a lot of my planes and I don't complain when she buys her planes:Cool:

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                          • Lon
                            HobbySquawk Accomplished Pilot

                            • Jul 2014
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                            #14
                            Lon

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                            • TiredIronGRB
                              Post-Apocalyptic Tactical Consultant

                              • Jan 2016
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RRHandy
                              I said before and will again, I have a great wife, no need to hide boxes. :):P
                              Same here :Cool:
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                              • Oxotnik
                                Actung, Spitfire!

                                • Mar 2016
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                                #16
                                My wife and I joke about our online purchases. A few weeks ago, we'd agreed to both cut back a bit on our purchases (as we've both been spending money like crazy lately). Then, the Durafly Bf-109E (over which I've been drooling for at least a year) was released, and I purchased it right away. On the day that the box was to be delivered, I told my wife that a replacement prop (which I'd also ordered with my 109) would be delivered that afternoon. When I got home, I told my wife that the Durafly props are kind of pricey, but they give you a new airplane with them, as a special marketing incentive. That got a laugh and worked surprisingly well. Sometimes, you just gotta be a little creative...
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                                Warbirder

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                                • RCjetdude
                                  Higher & higher, straight up we'll climb

                                  • May 2016
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                                  #17
                                  The other day I sold a transmitter to a new club member. When I handed him the transmitter, his wife handed me the money. It was awesome!

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                                  • RRHandy
                                    Instructor Pilot

                                    • Mar 2016
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Oxotnik
                                    My wife and I joke about our online purchases. A few weeks ago, we'd agreed to both cut back a bit on our purchases (as we've both been spending money like crazy lately). Then, the Durafly Bf-109E (over which I've been drooling for at least a year) was released, and I purchased it right away. On the day that the box was to be delivered, I told my wife that a replacement prop (which I'd also ordered with my 109) would be delivered that afternoon. When I got home, I told my wife that the Durafly props are kind of pricey, but they give you a new airplane with them, as a special marketing incentive. That got a laugh and worked surprisingly well. Sometimes, you just gotta be a little creative...
                                    LOLLOL;)
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                                    • farmflyer
                                      HobbySquawk Pilot

                                      • Mar 2015
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                                      #19
                                      I’m in the she she doesn’t even ask how much it was club she knows I wouldn’t buy it if it was gonna put us in a bind and she doesn’t buy her what ever if it would either. I really like the receipt sign gave me a good chuckle LOL

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                                      • Grossman56
                                        Dangerous Dan *HobbySquawk Moderator*

                                        • Jun 2014
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                                        #20
                                        Mine's pretty good, not perfect, but pretty good. She understands because she flies as well, so.
                                        My problem now is the the basement isn't big enough! And, of course, I like the big planes so they suck up even more space. Sometimes, it's tempting to lawn dart a few of the old ones just to make space! (No, I would never!!)
                                        So now, I've resorted to hanging some from the ceiling. WeedWacker, and RH Waco and the red white and blue Pandora are decorating that space.

                                        Grossman56
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